Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Home for a rest


First...the room started to come apart


Then the bikes came apart (so many wheels!)

Not too long before all my worldly possessions where packed into one vehicle

Made it home for the holidays

I ate sooo many cookies!

Then started to roll for Guatemala

including some tools (just in case)

Enjoy the rest of your holidays!


Due to post from Antigua, Guatemala beginning Jan 1st 2011!

Monday, December 27, 2010

Quick Update

Hope everyone is having a safe and sound Christmas Season.

More updates to follow when the trip begins, flight date: January 1st.

For photo galleries of christmas and my future travels visit my Picasa site:

http://picasaweb.google.com/mark.romeril.1

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Photos from Guelph



Leftover Thoughts: Wittgenstein

These are leftover thoughts from semesters past. Read at your own risk.

A friend of a friend was in passing through town. A quick conversation about philosophy led me to a webcomic called "Dead Philosophers in Heaven". The title says it all. This one was pretty awesome...

In the authors notes section of this particular release of the web comic, there was a link to Derek Jarman's 1993 theatric movie, Wittgenstein. I started watching it immediately. It was odd, even by my standards. It was an exploration of Wittgenstein's philosophy, his love life, his struggles and of his relationship with Bertrand Russell and Maynard Keynes. Its the one ow two movies I have ever seen about a philosopher, and was much more entertaining than Derrida. One of the best parts, in my opinion, is a story that is told to Wittgenstein on his deathbed...

There was once a story of a young man who dreamed about reducing the world to pure logic. Because he was a very clever young man, he actually managed to do it. When he finished his work, he stood back and admired it. It was beautiful, a perfect world purged of imperfections and indeterminacy. Countless acres of gleaming ice stretching into the horizon. So the clever young man looked around the world and decided to explore it. He took one step forwards, and fell flat on his back. You see, he had forgotten about friction. The ice was smooth and level and stainless, but you couldn’t walk there. So the clever young man sat down and wept bitter tears. But as he grew into a wise old man, he came to understand that roughness and ambiguity are not imperfections, they are what make the world turn. He wanted to run and dance, and the words scattered on the ground were all battered and tarnished and ambiguous. The wise old man saw that that was the way things were. Yet something in him was still homesick for the ice, where everything was radiant and absolute and relentless. Though he had grown used to the idea of the rough ground, he could not bring himself to live there. So now he was marooned between earth and ice, at home in neither. And this was the cause of all his grief.


The whole thing is on YouTube for anyone else who is interested:

interested http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WzqyO-wIMI




Thursday, December 16, 2010

Last night out in Guelph

On Thursday night, the wonderful musicians in YNOTW threw a impromptu (but wonderful) send off for me. Thanks to Nicole, Tom, Ben, Julia, Dave for shaping my coolest musical experience in Guelph. Couldn't give a proper shout out without mentioning Robin, Steve, and Josh. All of whom have given us some great inputs and opportunities along the way. The shindig at Nicole's house created the beginnings of a capstone night in Guelph.

As the music began to fade, groups drifted away from Yorkshire. I decided to swing by home and pickup some reinforcements before heading downtown. Two housemates came along for the trudge towards the DT, and we ran into a third at the venerable Jimmy Jazz. After dancing around to Madame D's set, we decided to roll to Tony's for some pool. We didn't realize how late it was until we noticed that Tony's was closed, so we needed to come up with a plan B.

For cheap pitchers and free pool, there was only one option. The Dip. For those who have not heard, or had the privilege of visiting the establishment Yenkel's, it is best described as premier dive in downtown Guelph. It is an establishment that polarizes opinion, and stimulates the senses in more ways than most would be conformable with. To add to the dive ambiance, it was thursday night Karaoke, which is a mixed blessing. The crowd would be large and lively, but also would be entirely composed of hipsters (used in the endearing sense of the word) and skid-row alcoholics. But the beer is always cold, and the pool is always free so we decided to slum it up.One thing led to another, and some light hearted shenanigans were had, contributing to our decision to move on. So the last shout out goes to James and Nick for being, as they would say, 'bosses' on the highest calibre.

That was a great night...



Almost GONE!

Its almost time to fly, with Jan 1st only a little over two weeks away! I've got my ticket, I've got my shots, I've almost got my grad-apps wrapped up... so things are shaping up very nicely.

For your listening pleasure as you read: Alèmayèhu Eshèté, Ethiopias answer to James Brown.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvVuChXBAhs

With the tunes rolling, we can move on to other things of interest...

First, a brief follow up of Crazy Weekend pt2. After a few phone calls and and some hushed conversations back home, it has been decided that the van will be terminated early this friday afternoon. It is one of those times where it makes more sense to recoup the losses rather than fight off the inevitable, not to mention at great expense. So, in light of the van's impending demise, new plans have been hatched, old ones have been revised and the next two weeks should go off without a hitch.

In mondays excitement, I forgot to mention the other stuff that was going on later that day. At around 5:00 that afternoon I met up with the band, Your Neck of the Woods, at Synn Studios to record a track for an upcoming charity album. This album is due cause for excitement. The concept for the album is based off Neutral Milk Hotel's 1998 album 'In the Airplane Over the Sea'. The tracks are split between local talents, such as Texting Mackenzie, Modern Field Recordings, Richard Laviolette and others, who will bring their own influences to the re-interpretation of this classic album. If anyone reading this has not heard of Neutral Milk Hotel, I strongly support finding the album and listening to it start to finish. Repeat as necessary.

Although I've come to terms with not having a high-performance bike in Guatemala, a classmate asked me if I was planning to bring my violin. Truth is, the though never even entered my mind until she mentioned it....

Initially, I thought it might be a good idea to bring my violin, until I quickly remembered some wise words "If you can't deal with it getting lost, broken or stolen...don't bring it." Based off the experience of some of my other friends to decided to travel with their instruments, this 'dilemma' is really a 'no brainer'. My best friends viola only made it as far as the baggage handlers before it was turned into this...


With no cycling and no violin where i'm headed...it seems like I'm going to have to find some new ways to get my fitness and musical fix.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Crazy Weekend: part 2

As sunday drew on, and temperatures started to drop the rain that had been coming down the day before was destined to become ice. As the snow piled up, and the lack of salt became more apparent, even driving around Markham became a challenge. During the weekend, Ally and I had seen two auto collisions. For instance, as we were driving back to her home at night, we saw a black sedan in the middle of the street, no hazards on, apparently just chillin' across a four lane street. We said to each other "What the hell is that car doing?!" It was only after we had cautiously passed by, that we saw the smaller car that had T-boned it. One car buried deep into the passenger side door of the other. The timing and the way in which we realized what was going on has almost comical. The streets were icy, no doubt about it.

Monday morning came around, and the outside world had a beautiful snowy layer all over. After a trip to the mall to load up on even MORE chinese food, we set off for Guelph. Although parkinglots and side streets were slippery, the highway's were great. In terms of traffic and road conditions, the 404 and 401 were fantastic. The exit ramps...not so much.

Happily singing along to Joel Plaskett, we were almost home. In my head, I was planning heading up the Hanlon, but Ally had something else in mind. We had just passed the sign for Guelph and the Brock Road 46 exit was coming up in a few hundred meters. Ally said "This is the exit."to which I replied "Is this the exit?"

Now... this wasn't really a question, but sometimes I respond to questions with other questions or vague indirect answers, thats just how I roll.

So, I decide that any exit towards Guelph is just as good as any other exit towards Guelph, and I moved into the right lane. I started to scrub a bit of speed, coasting towards the off ramp. Right at the beginning of the turn, I needed to scrub off abit more speed, so I start to lightly hit the brake. Ends up, we were driving on a sheet of ice. This is an artistic interpretation of what followed:
There is some irony here, because the ice I really hit was closer to black ice, as opposed ice of a white-blue hue shown in the picture. After braked on the ice, the van started veering to the right and we were headed towards a large steel light pole. In my feeble attempts to get the van back under control, I oversteered and the sent the van veering to the left instead, which thankfully had no poles to crash into. There was a lot of "OMG OMG OMG OMG" being shouted as we silently slipped off the side of the road.

In the short span of about 5 seconds, the car had fish-tailed off the off ramp, flipped onto the passenger side, and had slid a good 20ft down the ditch. It was oddly quiet, with just the dull thud of the car tipping over, and a crunchy, scraping sound as we floated further away from the icy asphalt. The van came to a rest, we were both disoriented and remained strapped into our seats, the contents of the van strewn about.

It was like the really shitty fair ride had come to and end, after someone near the front of the roller coster threw up over everyone else behind them.

It seemed like we were both glad that the ride was over, but neither of us were looking forward to the huge mess that would lay ahead. We just sat quietly, looking at each other for a few seconds and then asked each other "Are you OK?" Luckily, both of us were totally fine. After we got free of out seat belts, we then climbed out of the driver side door and some bystanders helped us down, and we got a ride to safety. The rest of the story is all about cold, snow, running around, paper work, waiting and a lot less excitement.

As a funny aside, its interesting to note that when police and EMS talk about collisions, they say civic VS. focus, or corolla VS. mini and other variations. It makes traffic wrecks sound like matches of boxing or MMA.

Although we were OK, the van is worse for ware. Two flat tires, dented body panels and a broken mirror created about $600 of possible work to get it running again, not even mentioning the tow bill which came to over $400. This could be the death knell for the van, but the final verdict will be passed by friday.

Although I consider my self to be a dedicated cyclist (in heart and in practice) with a healthy aversion to automobiles, I couldn't help but start to feel some nostalgia for the other four wheeled vehicles of my past. During High school, I had the use of a wicked awesome car, a midnight blue 1991 Mercury Cougar (RIP 2009). My first memory of this car: Within the first 3 minutes of taking command of the wheel, I had spun it out and crashed into a snow bank just outside my grandparents home. My uncle had to come over in a Jeep to pull the cougar out of the icy trap....I could tell that this was going to be the beginning of something special.
So, to any readers who are headed home this holiday season, either by car or by any other means, I hope you arrive safe and sound.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Crazy Weekend: part 1


What a weekend!

The craziness all began when Ally and I hatched a plan to make a Toronto weekend, for her the draw of home and chinese food played a major part, whereas I had camera stores and MEC in mind. Upon arrival on saturday afternoon, I was able to track down a super cheap s95 in Pacific Mall. The need to go to P-Mall was just as much a cause for excitement as the camera itself. I've heard many stories about P-Mall, so it would be interesting to see if the store lived up to the hype. If I had been asleep and had woken up in P-mall, and was not able to go outside and see the license plates or the blowing snow...I could have sworn I was in Hong Kong. There was not question as to who the visible minority REALLY was. It was pretty cool, and I'd go back in a second.
Catching a streetcar on Sunday night in T.O.

On Sunday, I had my first "Toronto Sushi Experience". Coming from a small village in Ontario, I didn't even know about sushi until my brother went to Japan on exchange. Supposedly, people in the city become sushi connoisseurs shortly after birth. I first tried sushi in Guelph, and even still, i've only a enjoyed it handful of times. Many of which have consisted mostly of "all-you-can-eat" marathons at Fuji Sushi. I was told, on good authority, that Toronto Sushi would be life changing. Although not quite as dramatic as I was led to expect, it was flavorful and delicate and generally, quite good.

I find it hard to judge sushi because I've never had terrible sushi. The worst i've ever had is pretty damned good, so it makes the excellent less brilliant. I have no baseline of disgustingness on which to place my expectations and judgements. My taste-buds lack perspective.

After sushi, it was shopping spree at MEC and then dinner at a dumpling house. Since a run in with a sampling of dumplings from the Guelph Farmers MArket, I've developed a craving for dumplings in recent weeks. Ever since, and i've been on the search for other types of fresh tasty dumplings ever since...

On sunday night, the snow really started to come down, it was looking positively wintery with roads becoming more and more treacherous. Ally and I took the subway across town to meet up with some long time friends of mine Ian and Nikki (Ianikki). The biggest surprise was a new addition to the Morrison family, and a new buddy for bix (the beagle).
Come monday morning, Ally and I had loaded up the van, filled with MEC and Chinese food, the spoils of a successful weekend, and set out back to Guelph.

Little did we know what was in store...






Monday, December 6, 2010

Almost Done!


This semester is quickly coming to a close, although sooner for some than others.
I'll be done on the 8th! With just over 50 pages of papers, one midterm and two finals...this semester hasn't been too bad.

I also realize that this is pretty much the end of 'The Undergrad'. Although there will be academics abroad, I can only imagine how fast the months in Guatemala are going to seem to pass.

Before heading into September, I had wanted to balance a full schedule of CX racing along with school. I had just bought a sweet new bike and a set of tubies, but school had other plans for me. So, as it stands, one of my biggest regrets going is the lack of racing. I missed both UCI races as well as entire other 2/3 of the cross season, its a bloody shame but not the end of the world.

One of the most recent papers that I submitted had the question "A bridge too far?" in the title...Turns out that this is the best WWII film of all time. Hyperbole aside, I was astonished to see every bad-ass male actor who is now over sixty years old is in this movie. We're talkin' about Gene Hackman, Robert Redford, Sean Connery, and Micheal Caine. The only wrinkled dude that would have made the cast list more impressive would have been the likes of Clint Eastwood, Liam Neeson or Morgan Freeman. Billy Connolly would have been pretty badass too.

The Nazi's wouldn't stand a chance...
Well, off to grab a pint with some mates before another night of studying

The Monday Music Chart
1. Sufjan Stevens - The Age of Adz
2. Mos Def - The Ecstatic
3. Caribou - Swim
4. nothing...i've only been listening to the first three
5.ibid

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Letting go of the Room...

Part of my prep for Guatemala was finding a sub-letter for my room. Because of time constraints, I ended up showing the room to two different people at the same time. Of course, they both wanted it right then and there. In order to avoid a fist fight, I told them that they would need to wait 24h for my final decision. I felt bad for the girl I didn't pick. She seemed really cool, and she loved the vibe of the house. I just wish I had something to offer instead of a flat out rejection...Sure enough... today a friend of mine posted up a super cheap room downtown. Within 15 minutes of this post appearing on the inter-web, I had forwarded the link to the rejected applicant. As a result, I feel absolved of any guilt I might have had.

From now on, when subletting...one person at a time, first-come first-served. Its the only way to do it.

On the gear front...the choice of camera has narrowed...to ONE! The Canon S95, one of the most powerful 'point and shoot' cameras of its size.
The first step in picking the camera was learning what to look for. The next step was differentiating the models, which is probably one of the hardest parts.

What is the difference between an XT, XSi, X2T, D3, D5000, D5500 or even a D300s? To the casual observer, manufacturers seem to use a dizzying amount of alphanumeric codes. Often times, a mistyped model number would quickly lead me in the wrong direction.

Consider the P95, although still a 'point and shoot' with only a difference of one letter, the shots that are taken with this piece are sure to be more violent than they are vivid...



Saturday, December 4, 2010

Photo Spread

I just wanted to share some photos...

This is my room, my base of operations:
This is a classic breakfast shot:
This is a picture of NYC:

The Royal City


The one and only

Home for five years running

Shouting "this is the fastest I've ever skipped in my life!!!" all the way down Gordon, from a jam in a living room to a night down-town where...

Familiar faces fill many places, a few of which I've been luck enough to call home

If even just for a night .

I feel like I've rolled over every inch of this town, but there has always another street on which to turn

Blitzing around town-The Ward-Cork-Essex-Dublin-Neeve-College Ave-Edingburgh South-Home-Grange-Grove-Wyndham.

For better or for worse

Summer afternoons by the Speed and Erimosa

Saturday market

Sunday ride...

Blue Sign at the Arkell town line.

...repeat as needed.





Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Trapped in a Cliché


I usually try to avoid clichés like the plague, but they seem almost unavoidable...on so many levels.

As a twenty something university student about to head on a semester abroad, having just decided to keep a travel-blog...I, myself, seem trapped in a cliché! Consider that the idiom "Onwards and Upwards" has been a cliché since the 1800's. I found the irony of this whole student travel-blog situation quite alarming. Naturally, I started to over-analyze it.

I had forgotten how many useful quips qualify as cliché: "what goes around, comes around"..."too little, too late"..."two wrongs don't make a right"..."it takes two to tango"..."never say never"..."so the plot thickens"..."only time will tell" ...

The list is huge!

Maybe I'm just channeling grade 12 English, but I have a knee-jerk aversion to clichés. Overuse seems to devalue the thought, meaning and significance of idioms and acts. But on further reflection, what's so terrible about a cliché? Although over-used and abused, the cliché remains a useful device in conversations. As Terry Pratchett puts it in Guards! Guards!, “Clichés are the spanners and the screwdrivers in the toolbox of language." What's the difference between something insightful and something idiotic?

I think it all comes down to the subject and the context:

If there was a movie in which a tidal wave was bearing down on a populated beach, and the character yelled "Head for the Hills!", it would be a cliché. If this was 'real-life', and I was actually on a beach, and there was actually a tidal wave, yelling "Head for the Hills!" would be a great suggestion.

It seems that when the subject and context are genuine and sincere, there is no cliché. However, when the subject and context are contrived, and presented as stroke of originality or creativity, it become cliché. The wiki entry for 'cliché' has a great quote from Salvador Dali: "The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot."

Although it seems like spoken clichés are unavoidable, people are much less prone to be caught living a cliché. By my reckoning, as long as I'm aware that everything I do has been done before, and thus lacks innovation or invention, and do not pretend otherwise... This blog, as well as myself, should be in the clear.

So...Here's to creativity without the pretense of innovation! AYHSMB!

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Food and Future Friends

With the conclusion of another two classes today, I'm starting to see the beginning of the end...
Got the IR POLS*4200 paper back...ends up she loved it! To make the day even better, we closed out the class with potluck and a game of Risk. The food was delicious, and it was a good change from the monotony of class. The most memorable dish were some cookies that looked alot like this:
These cookies started to go pretty quick, and before long they became the center of the conversation. Someone was quick to point out their resemblance to nipples...and then the jokes started flowing. Good times.

The HUMN 3300 class met up at Clive and Jeanie's house. Although we had been invited over for a light meal and some refreshments, Jeanie had outdone herself: she had cooked a chicken, a pot of vegetarian soup, desert, and a whole spread of veggie platters. It was a veritable feast! Conversations ranged from qualitative studies on "Perceptions of Violence in Canada" to the history and the division within mennonite groups and the links to their anabaptist brethren. Interesting group of people, look forwards to getting to know them a bit better.

leaving you all with a song, one that has found a dear place in my heart (14 plays in 24 hours)

Sufjan Stevens - Futile Devices:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA7sAqqxwwE&feature=related



Monday, November 29, 2010

In Guatemala, there are many other ways to die.

The Guatemala semester coordinator was talking about risks and travel. He said "In India, the traffic can kill you. In Guatemala, there are many other ways to die." I laughed out loud, and those words have stuck with me ever since.

I'm sitting in my usual spot in the UoG library in the midst of procrastinating. The paper on the Guatemalan Revolution (1945-54) is almost finished, but my take-home exam on Canadian Identity proving to be a task and a half. Between Grad Apps, finishing this semester and prepping for the semester in Guatemala my schedule is feeling pretty full.

I'm starting this blog to serve as a record. If anyone reads this... I hope they find it entertaining, and maybe even insightful. Until this blog gets to the point of becoming entertaining or insightful, please forgive the first few posts, as the only thing I've written in the last 5 years have been academic papers. I've created this blog at the worst possible point in time in this semester. I'd like to think of this blog as a noble project for the future, whereas in reality its a self-absorbed exercise in procrastination. The Intent: to keep up posting throughout the next 12 months. The Challenge: make the posts interesting.

Guatemala is on the horizon, so I'll be posting some of my preparations and my thoughts.

Shoutouts:
-To the City of Guelph. For putting in some protected bike-lanes on Stone Road. Keep it coming!
- To Leslie Nielson (Nov 28th, 2010). The funniest man a 13 year old boy could have ever known.

Monday Music Chart:
1. Sufjan Stevens "Age of Adz"
2. Jay-Z "The Grey Album"
3. Mos Def "Black on Both Sides
4. Mos Def "The Ecstatic"
5. Owen Pallett "Heartland"

p.s. also on twitter @UpandOnward